June 1st

my dick tickles

June 1st

by Luvina October 17, 2019

June 1st

The day you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GIVE YOUR GF A HOODIE. If you don’t you suck and don’t deserve her. 😘

Gf: Can I have a hoodie
Bf: No
Gf: But today you HAVE to it’s June 1st

by verysmarthuman May 31, 2021

June 1st

The best day because the best actor ever was born. TOM HOLLAND

Dude how do you not know that it is JUNE 1ST

by Thegirlthatistheworst June 9, 2018

June 1st

National fuck a blonde day

Boy: dude blondes are so hot, i just met a hot blonde with a nice ass today
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day

by The girl in the red dress October 17, 2019

June 1st

Is the day amazing people are born. They make you laugh and are loyal friends. They'll do anything to make you smile. Their birthday is often overshadowed by the first day of pride month, so please remember to say a happy birthday to them, they'll appreciate it the most!

Person 1: When your birthday
Person 2: June 1st.

by Urmum1000 November 23, 2021

June 1st

National Kpop Stan Day. If you’re a Kpop Stan or someone you know is a Kpop Stan, you/someone owes you an album and a light stick.

Kpop Stan: Heyy it’s June 1st..
Friend: I’ll go to target to get your stuff.

by bo._.ba8 May 26, 2021

June 1st

What the fuck season is it? Is it summer? Spring? Who knows? This is a day where everyone questions their sanity and is highly regarded as one of the worst days of the year.

Guy 1: What the fuck kind of weather is going on today?
Guy 2: Yeah and why the fuck do I feel like I’m dying more than usual?
Guy 3: Guys it’s June 1st.

by YourBoiJM October 16, 2019