Joob 

An unexplained liquid or paste.
It may taste wrong, look wrong or come from somewhere unexplained.
Generally one may produce, excrete or endure this random " Joob ".

I think I have an infection, there was some serious joob in my panties..

moist secretion crust

Joob by Jcarps May 9, 2016

joob 

jew with a chode

What the fuck you joob!

joob by pooinamassivecan June 22, 2003

joob 

a jew with a chode in there mouth

your a fuckin joob

joob by meter head June 23, 2003

joob 

A junior noob in high school. Frowned upon by seniors because of their junior noob status. Joob's typically take classes that only seniors take because they are trying to get somewhere in life

All these joobs are in my environmental class, they dont talk and sit in the corner in their joob glory

joob by M dubs March 7, 2007

joob 

The brainchild of one EpicDarkness13 and one BubTheZombie, formed during the playing of a gametype on Xbox's Halo 2, called 'Showers' in which the Halo Secret Police, (In most instances Bub and Epic) command the "Joobs", or Jewish noobs, into room 1 of Foundation, where they are showered with Zyklon B, AKA Plasma Grenades.

EpicDarkness13:"Get to room 1 you fuckin' joob!"
BubTheZombie:"Look at the wall, Jewcake!"
*A Zyklon B canister has been showered upon the unlucky joob by now.*
OnlineJosh:"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

joob by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005

joob 

sound of kissing lightly

1. joob*joob
2. joobing you~~

joob by wan July 26, 2005

joob 

a jew with a chode or a chode that is jewish

"You are such a joob"
"Go play with your joob"

joob by LUKEKELLERMADEUPJOOBWITHCOLINBAKER June 23, 2003