joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.

Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.

by Red Sprite May 26, 2017

Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

Jiu-Jitsu

Literally translate to "Gentle Arts" in Japanese. In theory created more than 2000 years before Christ in India, by a monk who did not have a weapon to defeat themselves from barbarian attacks. The influences spread to China and eventually had taken root to Japan. The arts were elaborated and used in the Samurai Era to be the first martial arts ever known in Japan. This traditional arts involved in striking, throwing, or grappling. Hence the disciple of karate, judo, and aikido.

Arguably the most influential person in history of jiu-jitsu is Mitsuyo "Esai" Maeda

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

goo-jitsu

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

by Scioppius October 28, 2009

jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010

Kung Jitsu

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006

Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)

Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!

by My name is baddy February 9, 2021