To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
by Nick A. January 04, 2005
by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022
Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
by George Costanza's Bodypillow May 31, 2018
Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
by Handsy with Manny October 29, 2017
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
by applesforthebublic October 30, 2023
kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai
bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS
kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing
bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS
kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing
bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
by ClIownTowne June 14, 2024
stretching that thang out
by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024