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jamnesia

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.
"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"
by KittyT March 12, 2011
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Jahnessa

Jahnessa is a girl who makes everyone uncomfortable. She’s beautiful, and very good with makeup, she’s a girl who has been through a lot in her past , so Jahnessa will take her anger out on lots of people. Jahnessa is a good friend, if you actually are able to become friends with her. She sets high standards for people and when they do something she doesn’t like Jahnessa will flip out. She is a good girlfriend when she wants to be, but she also can be very hard to be with. She’s very good with threats and she has a great fashion sense. Go find yo self a Jahnessa wooohoooo.
Look here comes Jahnessa
by Behonesthonestly May 8, 2018
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Jahnasia

Who’s jahnasia the most cutest girl
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jahnesha

she is beautiful smart and sexy. always loyal to her best friends and would make a good partner and will be loyal to you and will lift you up .
that girl is really beautiful she looks like a jahnesha
by skystonecity June 2, 2018
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Jamnesia

"What was that song called?...Fuck! I think I have jamnesia
by Jake5422 August 29, 2015
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Jamnesia

When you forget what you jam is called.
Partyguy #1: What's my jam called again. Oh yeah, Fantasy that shit's my JAM!1

Partyguy #2: You forgot your jam?

Partyguy# 1: I have jamnesia.
by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. September 16, 2015
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Jamnesia

When you had a cool idea while jamming but can’t remember what you actually played.
Dude what was that riff you played a couple minutes ago? That was sick”

“Shit, I have jamnesia. Oh well, woulda been a great song though.”
by Raccoonsrfriends August 12, 2021
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