Jacktard

The combination of a jackass and a retard.

That jacktard smashed into a cop car when he was drunk.

by bned March 24, 2010

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Jacktard

A person who is incredibly stupid but it's also a jack person.

He's really a jacktard, but is funny

by mz_25 August 27, 2022

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020