When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.
by DC April 11, 2004
While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.
by QuimpGod69 July 15, 2020
Term used to describe someone you once dated, who unlike you, cannot let go. So they "pop-up" randomly in places they know you frequent as such: Your favorite book store, the park where you go jogging, the mid-night movie at the theater near your house - even though they live at least an hour away.
An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
Smitty and Jane break-up. Smitty, in a fit of anguish tells Jane he is leaving the country and never coming back.
Later that week....
Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
Later that week....
Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
by Sophacles September 26, 2012
A fine fast food restaurant with a large variety of burgers, unique fries, as well as many other unique edibles. They don't make it til you order it.
by Wild Bill August 03, 2003
Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.
Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
by Quagmire517 September 09, 2011
Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!
by MTF January 22, 2009
When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.
I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!
by Robertion August 17, 2011