Single-ism

The religion of being single, being awesome and being a sleeze 24-7, 365.

Catholics have Catholicism, the awesome singles have Single-ism

by J.A.K November 22, 2009

International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai

Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet

by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017

silly-ism

the third largest religion in the UK
a silly religion created by max fosh
the holy land for silly-sim is: Silly, Belgium

person 1: "oi i converted to silly-ism the other day"
person 2: "what a silly billy you are"
person 1: "i know right"

by cryinghla November 13, 2022

scene-ism

A polytheistic religion in which you worship multiple scene kings and queens.

ie: Audrey Kitching, Oliver Sykes, Alex Evans, Kiki Kannibal.
If you're fake, (a poser) or a tool, you'll be shunned from this 'religion'.
Places of worship: myspace.com, and local shows; including hardcore/crunkcore/powerpop bands. Remember, you don't have to know these bands, they just have to have cool band names and cool hair.

Girl: "OMGZ! I love Audrey Kitching, she's like a God. I'm going to convert to scene-ism."
Boy: "You're cool."

by CindySarcasm and NuclearNoah November 30, 2009

sheri-ism

The act of doing or saying something incredible stupid.

Person one: A little girl just lost her father.

Person two: Did she ever find him?

Person one: You just had a sheri-ism, are you retarded?

by Gabriel Fernandez January 24, 2008

something-ism

A term first (and probably, only ever) used on the popular tv show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in ep. 19 of the third season ("Choices"). Can be used to point out obvious discrimination that doesn't quite fit any specific "-ism".

"How dare you cut me out of the joint because I have Hep C. That's... something-ism..."

by J. Francesco September 1, 2007

Sef-ism

Sef-ism is a belief system, creed or political ideology that every ideal, action and especially personal opinions express only apathy. Led under the Leadership of Sef The Indifferent in the early 21st century.

"I dont care, long live Sef-ism"

by Sef The Indiffeerent March 27, 2013