iPod Shuffle

An inexpensive, simple option in the dynasty of iPods.

The iPod Shuffle may not have many extra-special features, but for those of us who prefer a simple-yet-sturdy option and might not need space for a thousand songs, this is the ideal choice.
"The iPod Shuffle, being only $99/$150, is the best alternative to the more costly and fragile iPods I've seen advertised!"
by Angebla April 09, 2006
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iPod shuffle

The iPod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it.
Person 1: I just got an iPod shuffle!
Person 2: Cool! I just got an iPod nano
Some Idiots: YOU GUYS REALIZE THEIR DIFFERENT!
Person 1&2: WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY!

**Person 1&2 used their iPods together to battle monsters and bad guys and didn't give a crap if their mp3 players were different**
by **yourr.loverr** April 15, 2006
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iPod shuffle

"omg guess what i got a new iPod shuffle"
"well i like totally have a new iPod photo, jeez ipod shuffles are so the poor persons ipod"
by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 14, 2005
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iPod Shuffle

Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too
Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
by DCMizzle April 19, 2007
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Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.
Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"
by Pissed off December 02, 2005
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When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).
*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!
by TheVelvetFog April 15, 2007
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Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.
1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."


by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009
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