internetard

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

Internetarian

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

by indigodeer May 5, 2013

internetworkexpert

A company that doesn't know what they are doing, and often tries to sell you useless training material!

Hey bob, you didn't buy that book from internetworkexpert, inc, did you?
"shit yeah, i did. my bad!"

by woodjablowme man February 21, 2009

Internetarded

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.

Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.

by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016

internetworked language

An internetnetworked language is a language that is both a query-language and a web templating language.

It can be hosted in a static log-ref; in particular the log-ref's of enterprise flash.

An internetworked language can both host itself and act as a mainframe language.

An internetworked language can host itself.

A common example of internetworked language is JSON-CLI.

by metastatic November 1, 2021