i just wanna eat candy in the washroom 

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him

i just wanna eat candy in the washroom by wxvy ds February 20, 2019

Gorilla in the washing machine. 

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

Gorilla in the washing machine. by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

Washing your dick in the sink by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013