Penis in Mouth Disease

Penis in Mouth Disease(PMD) is often caught by homosexuals and other promiscuous beings. It happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. After many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for penis in ones mouth. This is the point of no return. If caught early, it can be treated.

Example 1: Ayy bro, you know that Sarah chick? Yeah, just found out last night she's got the Penis in Mouth Disease. My cocks gonna be limp for days now.

Example 2: So I was at the bar and some dude asked me if I wanted a BJ. I'm like, I'm not into that kind of stuff. It didn't stop him. I later found out he's had Penis in Mouth Disease for 13 years now.

by roflcopters2 July 4, 2009

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018

AFIMD [Anti-Foot In Mouth Device]

The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.

He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.

by Thinkingman.com January 21, 2011

National Cum In mouth day

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth

Babe it's national cum in mouth day

by Daddy24/7frfr July 23, 2023

Piss in Mouth

R. Kelly

Mr. Kelly, did you piss in mouth?

Yes.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

Dick in mouth

"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"

"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"

by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020