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Idiot Freaks. All of those people with no common sense who act as if they know what they are doing. Who try to communicate with others, ie you and me , in an attempt to feel normal and part of the human race. You may not know if you are an IF, but you have surely been affected by one or more in your lifetime.
Ifs try to turn left from the right hand lane without a signal and then flip off the person who they cut off.
Ifs push an empty stroller in Disneyland and there is no child in sight.
Ifs read this on a Friday night.
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Insufficient Funds Syndrome. Usually a diagnoses will be performed by your bank, instead of your doctor. Symptons include, but are not limited to; Having to put all your groceries back at the supermarket, Hearing the cashier say, "sorry sir, but you cannot purchase porn and cigarettes because your card has been declined.", And the most severe symptom is having no life, no friends and definitely no girlfriend. Not all people with IFS experience these symptoms, but do not be fooled, this syndrome is not one you would like to contract.
"Dude, I went to the bank earlier and they told me I have IFS, how do I tell my girlfriend?"

"I'm afraid I can't #crackacoldonewiththeboys tonight bro, I have IFS."
"I really want a fidget spinner, but with IFS, my choices are limited to watching videos on YouTube about 11 year old kids who are already fidget spinning pros, when I know that I would be the best in the world if I just didn't suffer from IFS."
by Kaper_215 June 25, 2017
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IFS

Internet Faggotry Syndrome, or IFS for short, is where a seemingly normal human being IRL becomes a total faggot online. They transform themselves entirely, much as Optimus Prime does.
Person with IFS:

IRL: Hey man let's go back to my place and watch the game, I hope the (local team name here) win!

On the web: lol! do u want to come over n watch the game? lmao its gona b such a kewl game! lol
by habs.fan January 20, 2008
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It fucking snows!

I find (it) sexy!
Ifs = It fucking snow

= I find (it) sexy

A term used, especially in Minnesota, "Where it fucking snows"

A term used among friends, or couples "I find (it) sexy, that she behaves like that"
by BigFishie2k17 January 6, 2017
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“Omg ifs ! She screenshot our conversation and sent it to him !!!
by Typicalmelmao August 7, 2018
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I'm funny syndrome, someone who jokes in annoying ways and thinks they're funny.
*Goes through friend's bag taking money
"I'm gonna use this to buy ice cream lol"
*No one laughs but them
Other person, "I think you have IFS"
by Bulldog728 December 12, 2019
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Ifs just let me know when
by Shortieduff December 23, 2021
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