Three Hole Goal

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.

"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"

by Steven H Mills December 21, 2009

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.

Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

by Kim Maxwell March 06, 2018

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 24, 2023

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019