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A dear friend of mine,Tony Stark; after a surreal lulu ran to the front door, head draped in a towel and said "I'll be back in a year". Then promptly vanished.

It means I don't plan on seeing you again, ever.
It's not you, it's me. Let's meet again "I'll be back in a year".
Avenged nyu win Tony Stark-
by Teaselliot4me March 7, 2018
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The complete opposite of coming RIGHT back.
Sister: "Hey, will you watch child's name while I go to place? I'll be right back.

Me: *waiting for three or more hours*
by _asdfjkl_ December 13, 2014
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"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.
"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"
by The Dankster #87 October 10, 2019
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A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation
She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.
by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
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