Metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. Hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.

Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.
This relationship is over, I need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.
by JustMeMan May 14, 2006
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they are just like regular shrooms exept way better. What makes thems o much better is the fact they are grown like hydroponic weed They will insure a trip while regular shrooms are hit or miss
u want some shrooms?
are they hydroponic shrooms?
HELL YEA!!!
by rgg123 July 31, 2006
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When a hydroponic system is built to remain perfectly level. That is the basics of level hydroponics
Level hydroponics is when a hydroponic grow system is built level from one end to the other in all directions.
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When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.
Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball
by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009
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A method of growing plants in flowing water without soil that often comes up in conversation between two stoned roommates conspiring about how to turn the hall closet into Little Humbolt.
We could all quit our jobs if we knew how to do Hydroponics
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