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Dan Hughes

Pulling a Dan Hughes is when there is a small price to pay and you are unwilling to, generally when it's really not that big of a price but you are too stingy and upset at the world to pay it. Pulling a Dan Hughes generally consists of the phrase "I'm not paying them prices"

The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.
"two pence for parking? I'm not paying them prices"
"come on don't pull a Dan Hughes"
by Dan "the board game man" August 23, 2022
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Hughes Net

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.
I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.
by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009
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richard hughes

The deliciously-voiced, delectable drummer in brilliant British band Keane.
by Chocolate Hobnobs August 22, 2004
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Mr Hughes

Someone who takes children's shoes while they are not looking and loves a good BLT
Alan: Theo why are you always taking kids shoes and asking for BLT's!
Theo: I think i'm a bit of a Mr Hughes
by Panjooba Malagdeshi June 7, 2019
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Jack Hughes

A hockey player that turns men gay with his sick flow. Was the first overall pick to the Devils in the 2019 NHL draft. He is compared a lot with Kaako Kappo who was drafted right after him.

Also seems to be the only damn hockey player that girls and puck sluts across America seem to know.
*First Date*
Guy: I saw your Tinder profile said that you were a hockey gal. What's your favorite team?
Girl: OMG!! I LOVE HOCKEY!! I don't really have a favorite team though... BUT MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS JACK HUGHES!
by Rip to my nigga jah August 25, 2019
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Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
by DWS197812 April 9, 2015
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Hughes Pants

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it
Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!
by CumsterCass May 28, 2018
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