Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019

dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 24, 2007

pissing like a race horse

pissing like a race horse basically means to piss in large amounts frequently, just like a pregnant lady would.

I have been drinking so much water lately and now I keep ‘pissing like a race horse’ every 15 minutes.

by bones from monster house February 14, 2022

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

by sudinam September 25, 2014

russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

race horse penis man

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man

girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man

by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008