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A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.
The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!
by govnah July 10, 2004
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A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!
by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016
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Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.
Jack: Yo hooker ! whats going on ?
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?

Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.
by Jack de wack May 10, 2008
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Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.
by HATT August 10, 2006
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in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.
the hooker caught alot of bass today.
by Iain Hooker October 2, 2007
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one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.
After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.
by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006
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that hooker is you mom
by british kid September 19, 2003
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