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flawless homosexuals 

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.

Flawless Homosexuals 

Flawless + gayness

=Flawless Homosexuals
=Harry
=Louis
=Liam
=Niall
=Zayn

Literary Homosexuals 

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
Literary Homosexuals by steph422 September 9, 2011

closet homosexuals 

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.
Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

handshake homosexuals 

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

Flaming Homosexuals

Any of the Jonas Brothers Any member of the band the Jonas Brothers. You can always tell a Jonas Brother by their rings and their air of douche baggery.