Hogtied is an adjective for the absolute hottest piece of ass that you've ever dated in your entire life.
Jim: "Oh man! You actually dated HER??"
Bob: "Hells ya! She got me completely hogtied. She is by far the HOttest Girl That I've Ever Dated...or who's played with my balls."
"Ya, that girl had me completely Hogtied...She had my balls in a vice for 2 years."
Bob: "Hells ya! She got me completely hogtied. She is by far the HOttest Girl That I've Ever Dated...or who's played with my balls."
"Ya, that girl had me completely Hogtied...She had my balls in a vice for 2 years."
by Davidsel77 March 26, 2009
Get the Hogtied mug.The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again
Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.
by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017
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