blow my booty ho

Phrase coined during the late gangsta rap era in reference to giving one oral sex.

Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”

Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”

Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”

Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”

by cooley magee January 24, 2007

hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.

After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.

by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.

Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?

by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

hoblowjob

Giving a blowjob to a homeless guy for whatever loose change or bottles they have.

Example: Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs to make enough money for bus fare home.

Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs behind the bus stop to make enough money for bus fare home.

by PolliwogFire August 6, 2015