Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
by TheMuffPuffer October 8, 2012
Get the Hitomi J-Cupmug. "Yo dude, did you go to Geofferey's funeral last sunday?"
"Yeah man, but the mood was totally ruined cause Amanda pulled a Dirty Hitomi"
"Yeah man, but the mood was totally ruined cause Amanda pulled a Dirty Hitomi"
by Dirty Nolan August 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Hitomimug. Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.
by Seokjin is my spirit animal March 2, 2024
Get the Hitomi Kyotomug.