Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
by TheMuffPuffer October 2, 2012
"Yo dude, did you go to Geofferey's funeral last sunday?"
"Yeah man, but the mood was totally ruined cause Amanda pulled a Dirty Hitomi"
"Yeah man, but the mood was totally ruined cause Amanda pulled a Dirty Hitomi"
by Dirty Nolan August 21, 2024
Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.
by Seokjin is my spirit animal March 3, 2024