Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Hisoka

A character from the anime/manga series, Hunter X Hunter who is some sort of clown who likes to kill and is madd cool

Daamn, you saw Hisoka kill that dude? Madd sweet!

by Hisoka rocks August 14, 2004

Hassock

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

by steveism February 25, 2009

Hisoka

A baddie. Periodt.💅🏻

Mandy: “Oh my god do you know who Hisoka is?”
Tarqeese: “Of course. He is SUCH a baddie!”

by resolved-sponge September 3, 2020

hisokaism

A religion is which you worship hisoka.

“My religion? Hisokaism, I worship that sexy horse cock of hisokas everyday!”

by baldgirlfromhell October 30, 2020

Hisser

A sneaky female fart.

A woman engaged in conversation at a cocktail party cuts loose with a hisser, i.e., she silently passes gas. She will usually try to affect an air of bored nonchalance but, to deflect possible attention to herself, will often transfix the nearest male with an accusatory glare which implies, 'You pig! How dare you do that in my presence?'

by USMC2531 July 2, 2009

hisokaism

the religion for Hisoka Morrow from the anime HunterXHunter - Hisoka Morrow is one of the most hottest anime character out there “BUNGEE GUM CONTAINS THE PROPERTIES OF RUBBER AND GUM ✝️🙇 ♀️🙇 ♀️“

are you in the religion hisokaism ?? you should join #peghisoka2020

by hisokas wife <333 October 30, 2020