The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.
by Big Homie Jeptha December 20, 2014
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Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."
Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."
The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.
The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.
The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.
The male population is also none of the above.
Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."
Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."
The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.
The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.
The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.
The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."
Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
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The best frickin town in Vermont! The place where everyone knows everyones business, and there are more than 3 trailer parks! Hick town Hinesburg
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by jihgf April 22, 2010
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Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
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