A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009
Get the High Fructose Corn Syrup Fathermug. (1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.
(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
by I'm Already In your Database March 31, 2012
Get the High Fructose Porn Syrupmug. A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x
by Lavilz January 19, 2023
Get the High Fructose Headachemug. by Oneadam24 May 13, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddymug. A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddymug.