I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 27, 2016

Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.

1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.

by djamax January 10, 2019

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021