Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

Mrs. Heffner

Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.

Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels

Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?


yeahhhhh that bitch

by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009

mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

Heffernan Syndrome

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".

Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

also acceptable:

That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!

by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006

Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008

Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.

Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!

by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.

"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"

by beth + megs April 18, 2008