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Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"
Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!
by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008
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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
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hairy hudini

while banging your girl doggy style, you begin to make noises as if you are about to come. then when you have her beleiving you, pretend to come by spitting on her back and when she turns around quickly bust a load off in her face.
my girl wanted to go to a magic show but i didn't get paid until friday so i just gaver the hairy hudini instead.
by pte villa August 23, 2006
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