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Bill hader

Bill hader is the best, no one compares
by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019
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Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
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Hajer

Hajer is very passionate and funny,she is cool and is a good friend maker.She can offen be clumsy and full of suprises.she is a great leadeer and very responsible.when it comes to boys,she gets what she wants.
Hey look at hajer over there!she is going to beat the world record.
by Hajerdabest March 13, 2017
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haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
by Timato Five April 3, 2005
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Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.
by Xeropoint December 24, 2011
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Jim Halpert

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.
by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019
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Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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