Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.
Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.
by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009
Get the Helmeting mug.The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.
You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.
by BenC May 13, 2006
Get the Harketing mug.When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
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Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop
Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop
Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth
by AngryDan July 9, 2003
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1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011
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