by dw March 23, 2003

habbo is a social networking thing were teens with no friends and no lifes go to make friends have cyber S3% pretend to be babies have gf's and bf's with other teens all over the world
by ohshit!! June 27, 2009

A virtual hotel where you can come and hang out with the new friends you will make.
You can also make friends and furni by playing games and stuff.
You can also make friends and furni by playing games and stuff.
by stephanie quell November 9, 2006

by CK_2K5 July 28, 2008

Habbo hotel. Otherwise known as just habbo is an online game on which you chat to your "friends". Friends as in random people you meet in rooms and decide to add them to you list of many other "friends".
Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.
If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Habbo is mainly used for spending YOUR OWN money which has much better use then buying virtual furniture. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which is usally a pervert and always asks for your MSN and if you have a cam.
If you viset habbo now you are sure to find youself in rooms infested by noobs, pervs, 12-16 year olds wanting cyber sex, and people with no friends who think they are REALLY cool to have lots of furni
because people look up to them as being rich. The tramps/Suck ups always come to these sorts of people begging for furni.
Example- A typical day on habbo:
Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?
Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!
Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
Boy habbo: Hey, your hot. Wanna go to your room?
Girl habbo: Sure, I have lots of furni!
Boy habbo: Great. Could i have some, i got hacked and today it's my birthday. :( Sad face.
by Nobue March 17, 2009

Habbo is a website for prepubesent kids. Habbo has chat rooms but instead of a having a chat room page, its a hotle room where kids have to spend real money to buy virtual furenture to decorate their rooms. Each user has make their vinallia white skin in real life into black or mexican skin in the game. The kids on the website as people out in the game and stand in a blank hotle room and put * around verbs to do something like *touches*. They also have hot or not games but everybody looks the same so it defeats the purpose.
Prepubescent boy: Hey wanna go to my vitural habbo hotle room and type things
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*
by HILLARY CLITON FUCKING SUCKS March 9, 2008

My habbo is rich as fuck
by - James B- December 27, 2006
