Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

Glurple

A colour my dad made up

Glurple is not a real colour dad.

by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022

gurple

Marijuana that a dealer markets as true Purple Kush, however in reality it is actually a beaster strand with a few purple-ish leaves

1 Man, i drove all the way out there, only to find out it wasn't really PK, it was just some gurple!

by JoeSch84 April 23, 2007

Gurple

A gherkin

1. Yum, these gurples taste great!

2. Can you please pass the gurples?

by Someone528 February 27, 2011

gurple

The color of a nigger who is so black he's purple

"That schwoogie at 7-11 was so black he was gurple."

by Tallcan March 13, 2009

Purple Gurple

Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.

At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding

by G$ Prince February 21, 2015

Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children

oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!

by elektro March 6, 2004