gymnophobia

Someone who has an almost pathological fear being (and being seen) naked.

I broke up with this girl after 3 weeks because her gymnophobia was SERIOUSLY killing our sex life. Now I hear the bitch is a stripper!!!

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Gamophobia

A smart-ass escape plan to avoid proposing to a significant other by pretending to have a phobia for marriage

"I love you babe i wish i can marry you , but i was diagnosed with gamophobia"

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Fear of being shit on, esp. when inactivity causes it to accumulate.

His guanophobia leads him to strive for achievement so excrement would only accumulate on the statues built in his honor.

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By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)

I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
PS. Bronze door knob

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The fear of not knowing or the fear of being ignorant.

This guy knows everything, I think he has dumbophobia (Dumbophobic)

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I don't think Gwen would do that, she has guanophobia

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