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guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011
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Guestimate

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"
"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
by Aprimic January 2, 2009
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Guestapaloser

A yearly event in a random location organised by a legend where awesome things occur, normally ends up being rather painfull.
I can't wait for this years Guestapaloser?" "I wonder where we are going this time?
by Razor Blades December 3, 2011
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guestality

Author matshidiso guests Anthony and wife ntokozo than guestality studios and girlfriend name to be edited
Out of nowhere tshidi came up with a word to describe guests of guests having fun early mornings of monday the 2nd november 2020 guestality
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Guesticles

Slang term for or referring to a one night stand
So mate, are you dating that girl you went home with last Friday", " no I was just the guesticles that night
by Sean Jays July 13, 2010
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Geestiality

Geeshaun stop geestialitying
by Geeshon January 8, 2020
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Guestimated

I Guestimated he has a 12 inch long penis
by Filthy Rameka May 17, 2015
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