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Grunt Style

Grunt Style is a military apparel brand worn mainly by non servicemen.

The following are examples of things you can expect to find on a Grunt Style shirt:

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" - Get it? WTF

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." - A.K.A. the 2nd Amendment (MLG Air horn plays)

Final example,
"IF THEY STAND BEHIND YOU

PROTECT THEM
IF THEY STAND BESIDE YOU
RESPECT THEM
AND IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU
DESTROY THEM"

Umm okay....

Grunt Style customers also like the blue police flag sticker on the back of their truck right next to "Molon Labe, Leupold, I got your six, Ruger and Coexists (written in firearm company logos.)

The customers beard and bald head is there to give the illusion of being a battle seasoned operator, despite never serving.

Grunt Style customers like to appear to be rebellious and edgy. They might say something like, "the liberals will be so pissed when she read my shirt," but in reality no one is offended, they just feel bad for you, you're lack of style and social awareness.

No one thinks you're a bad ass. You're a fake alpha and the only thing that could make this worse is you revving up a Harley outside a Denny's at 2am.

If you know someone who owns one of these T-shirts, I am sorry and a non-profit support group will be made soon for those who have to acknowledge that they are dating or friends with someone who wears Grunt Style.

-MK
Grunt Style Customers"Hey guys I just ordered another Grunt Style T-shirt. This one says Bacon Helps. That's so funny. I like bacon. I have a potato for a brain. Guns. Guns. Boot licker. Concealed Carry.
by Ausernameokgeez December 18, 2018
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grunt.speaks.fax

grunt.speaks.fax is a fax speaker and is very cool. They have never had an L on their whole page.
Jacob: have you heard of grunt.speaks.fax?
Whitney: no
Jacob: go check out their tiktok😩😩
by Grunt The Fax Speaker July 26, 2021
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.
Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?
by _y.kim October 11, 2020
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Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.
Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?
by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019
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grunt a stinky

To defecate. Also pinch a loaf, lay cable, take a shit.
I have this major turd in my ass. Clear the way 'cuz I got to grunt a stinky.
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Canada's Gunt

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt
by tantroll July 23, 2020
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