Grasshopper

Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.

I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.

by FancyPants1423 November 9, 2009

grasshopper

A mexican or someone from mexico who hops the border to sell drugs, or weed(marijuana) in particular.

Dean: Yo where did you get this shit?
Ryan: This crazy dealer from Mexico, he was a grasshopper!
Dean: Aww yeah!

by kbuzz September 25, 2010

Grasshopper

A sexual maneuver where you pinch a woman's clit between your index finder and thumb and gently yet quickly rub your fingers back and forth like a grasshopper rubs it's legs.

Bill: "did you get her off?"
John: "yeah, I gave her the grasshopper till she started chirping".

by Anim8or123 April 30, 2011

grasshopper

Grasshopper is the equivalent to a hundred dollar note in Australian currency.

My mate slapped a grasshopper on the bar and brought a round.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

grasshopper

Someone's who only goes to another person's house if they know that that other person has weed.

Pete: Man why did Mark go to that bitch Glorias house? She's such a hoe.

Steve: Man, he only went cause she had that mary jane. He's such a grasshopper.

by DaMagician May 13, 2006

grasshopper

A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.

Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.

by fasteddie08 December 28, 2005

Grasshopper

Someone who jumps another person for weed.

Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.

by oh true August 14, 2008