Gorilla tag

A game played by 9 year olds that get NO bitches

Girl:Do you play Gorilla tag Boy:Yes Girl: Get some bitches

by UrCouchCushion April 25, 2022

Gorilla Tag

Monke tag run from lava

Gorilla tag: Reject humanity go back to monke.

by Jaquaviontaviousthe third April 19, 2022

Gorilla Tag

A VR infection tag game where you break shit constantly

Gorilla Tag
Mother: *Busts down door* "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
You: "SORRY MOM I'M MONKEY SIMULATOR!!!"
Mother: "Take that thing off!!! Look at what you've done!!!"

Lamp BROKEN, Chair UPSIDE DOWN, HOLES in wall, Controllers SCRATCHED, Monitor SPLIT IN HALF, Keycaps EVERYWHERE

by syrusbs August 10, 2021

Gorilla Tag Kid

A kid who spent $400-$500 on an Oculus Quest 2 to only play a retarded game about being a gorilla and swinging your noodle ass wobblers which eventually results into breaking something

"God, I hate these Gorilla Tag Kids popping up on my For You page."
"He looks like he plays Gorilla Tag for a living. I feel bad for that Gorilla Tag Kid."

by Deathkid April 16, 2022

Gorilla Tag Kid

A person who spent £400-£500 just to play a gorilla game where you run from some weird ass lava gorilla. Most of these kids are 10 or younger and there most likely squeakers

Have you seen that gorilla tag kid
Yes he’s so annoying

by ZombieManVR May 2, 2022

Gorilla Tag Kid

A minor or child who begs their parent for an Oculus Quest 2 to play a free game called Gorilla Tag. Usually they only get it for content, so they have a reason to add ‘.vr’ on the end of their TikTok name because they think it represents coolness (Considering they are all under the age of 15)

Gorilla Tag kids are the most unbearable children from a gaming community. Worse than Roblox, Minecraft and even fortnite.

Not knowing the most iconic videogames, not even knowing if a game that took 10 years to develop costs money or not.

“Look at that gorilla tag kid faggot” “look its a gorilla tag kid!” “Look its the poor people, gorilla tag dumbasses”

by Troll9082 May 2, 2022

Gorillaing

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.

'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon

by Minge Matt August 29, 2006