Gorilla Biscuit

Ugly Chick

She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.

by Chuck Had July 29, 2009

gorilla biscuit

a no-name clothes brand from sears given to a young boy on christmas from his grandmother who has no interest in wearing the article of clothing EVER.

hey, did you just get a gorilla biscuit tee for Christmas man? I feel bad!

by keirstyn daye February 7, 2007

Gorilla Biscuit

A very short fat bitch with much resemblance to an ape like figure; gorilla, baboon, what ever.

"Look at that fat bitch, shes so short and looks like a fucking gorilla!"

"Yeah man fucking gorilla biscuit ay"

by gunther89 January 3, 2009

gorilla biscuit

Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.

Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.

Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.

by nadya_who December 14, 2009