Gorgon 

(n) the surprise act of placing hot feces in or on a lover's eyes so that they rise up quickly and stagger blindly throughout the room with arms outstretched, like some kind of agitated zombie. This "game" was played frequently among some of the royal families of Europe throughout the 17th and 18th century.

"The chess match would have to wait. Donnell squatted over Belinda in an attempt to summon the Gorgon" or "Nigel saw her outstretched on the tanning bed...he scurried over and shat on her eyes, thus releasing the Gorgon".

Gorgon by peppermint sled February 6, 2010

gorgon shit 

Worse than bullshit

Sally: Hey Dan I got a three cheese lasagna
Dan: Sally there’s two cheeses on this lasagna that’s Gorgon shit.

gorgon shit by Daszbin December 22, 2019

Gorgon Grab 

The act of finding a turkey and groping it’s gobbler. This was a ritual in the “becoming a man ceremony” often practiced in the Middle East. Recently however it has been adopted into North American culture as a strange but common fetish

Hey want to go Gorgon Grab?

Gorgon Grab by StanleyManley February 8, 2018

Good Gorgon 

A term used to greatly praise an individual for his/her skills, friendliness or features. Typically used by alpha males trying to act like a simp.

P1 - Woah! Those were some Good Gorgon plays!

P1 - Mate, that girl looking Good Gorgon, innit mate?

Good Gorgon by Joltyy March 23, 2020

don gorgon 

A oustanding and respected person with dreadlocks

"My names is pinchers, i'm the don gorgon." - Bandelero - Pinchers

don gorgon by trini babe January 16, 2007

Doing a Gorgon 

Sleeping with an old and possibly unattractive partner

No way, had one two many last night ended up doing a gorgon

Doing a Gorgon by Kill_crazy May 3, 2023

hideous gorgon splurge 

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

hideous gorgon splurge by Sandra D January 29, 2004