Golden retriever 

When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"

After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever

Golden retriever by Angry T April 5, 2016

Golden retriever 

Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.

That golden retriever just took my arm off!

Golden retriever by retrieverman February 3, 2009

golden retriever 

Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.

"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."

- Super Furry Animals

golden retriever by Sean E Sean July 22, 2010

Golden Retriever 

* An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs

* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face

'Dude, this girl I went out with last night was such a golden retriever'

Golden Retriever by Ivna July 4, 2005

Golden Retriever 

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.

"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"

Golden Retriever by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012

Golden Retriever 

A girl who enjoys getting urinated on.

This girl i met is a golden retriever, she has a freaky fetish for being urinated on.

Golden Retriever by Jayson Downs June 11, 2006

Golden Retriever 

When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.

Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!

Golden Retriever by Maramas January 16, 2011