The globiest flobiest thing on Earth, he's the yeast of thoughts and mind, he loves books. He says random words but they all make sense. In other words, god.
Get on your knees and pray to the globgogabgalab and read a book for him.
pronounced Glob-go-gab-galab, this is an insult along the lines of Dumbass or Idiot, but the person who says it is far more superior to the person they are saying it to.