Geodude

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

by Dat Ash January 21, 2013

The Geodude

The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.

Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.

*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man

by wild Snorlax November 27, 2011

Geodude

A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21

"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"

by Kar10s May 11, 2009

Octosystematic Geodude

Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.

*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude

by Skodward April 20, 2017