Gasling

It's when someone dyslexic that's awake at 3 AM tries to type the word "gasping"

Sam: *says something funny *

Kylan: I am gasling dor air

by MochiThePerson March 12, 2023

gasliking

Falsely liking someones post/image/comment to make the creator think their work is impressive or getting popular. Similar to "gaslighting"...

I had all my friends gasliking that horrible screenplay for The Core so many times they actually made the movie.

by Literalistic October 31, 2023

Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.

Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.

by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011

Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line

If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline

by Jovat August 29, 2023