Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkeling

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.

“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”

by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

Grinkling

The act of rubbing one's unwiped asshole on a hot grill.

I love grinkling after making some burgers!

by Brainleech April 25, 2024

Grinkling his gorp

When a person beats someone at a game so hard that they quit for a while.

Person A: Man, that guy was grinkling his gorp so hard, hes probably gonna stop playing for a while.

by JokerPersona5Royal February 27, 2026