Squishy fucktard 

A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass

Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?

Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on

Squishy fucktard by Thuganot May 7, 2011

suck-fucktard 

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

suck-fucktard by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

shifty fucktard by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

shit-smellin-fucktard 

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner

benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard

shit-smellin-fucktard by onebigcracka May 7, 2005

Sir Fucktard 

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

Sir Fucktard by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

Scrotum Licking Fucktard

A scrotum licking fucktard is generally someone, Who finds pleasure in licking scrotums like a fucktard. This term is used to describe those, Mainly the fucktard trait of them.

Look at eric lick that scrotum, Such a scrotum licking fucktard.

Scrotum Licking Fucktard by piss master November 26, 2021

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017