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Fruited

To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.
"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"
by Jimjam August 4, 2013
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Frused

A used-to-be friend that still has the potential to resurface as a friend
She’s my frused, we used to be such good friends but we drifted apart but I hope we can be friends again in the future.
by wearefrover February 23, 2022
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bichon frise

A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.

Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.

They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.
1) I was walking my dog at the golf course and these two chicks were like "OMG, he's sooooo cute, what kind of dog is that?" "It's a Bichon Frise!"
by Jgyles September 17, 2010
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früssenmensch

A man who is overly concerned about catching the coronavirus, such that he engages in excessive social distancing, quarantining, or hygiene practices.

Etymology: German for "flu pussy man."
"Dude, stop being a früssenmensch and come out to the bar!"
by Dr. Donezo July 28, 2020
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Bichon Frise

A poofy little dog originating from the Mediteranian Sea area. They were very popular with wealthy French people and especially royalty before the French revolution, when they were cast into the streets.
That Bichon Frise has a giant poofy head.
by Dan Gore February 24, 2005
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Brendan Fraiser

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.
Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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Bichon Frise

A little white dog that is the total bomb, if you want a loyal & faithful companion. My wife wanted a dog & settled on the Bichon because he is non-allergenic, and I basically acquiesed, with the provision tha he would be her responsibility. We got a rescue Bichon, and it is scary how closely he & I have bonded. He is truly my best friend, totally loyal, devoted, friendly, and playful. I work nights, and he is there at the door every morning when I return to welcome me home. He looks like a little puff-ball, but he is pure male, chasing lizards & rabbits with pure abandon. Great watchdog while I'm gone. I couldn't recommend this breed more - I only worry about the inevitable, as I will likely outlive him, but I don't even want to think about that. Get a Bichon, and you won't be sorry.
My wife wanted a Bichon Frise, and I rolled my eyes, but now we're inseperable...
by mcyofd April 19, 2009
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