Freshman Facebook Syndrome 

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

Freshman Facebook Syndrome by jrabB September 6, 2011

Freshman Fuck Syndrome 

Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.

Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.

Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.

Freshman Fuck Syndrome by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008

Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.

Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.

Freshman Overload Syndrome by College Success July 31, 2017