Freddy Mercury

An amzing god frontman with the greatest band ever, Queen. But unfortunately forgot to wear a condom.
He died of aids in 1992.

Man gets beats up and arrested because he said that freddy mercury was outdated.

by Urmomgae12 May 31, 2019

Freddy Mercury Poisoning

AIDS

Kyle: Dam dude did you hear Ethan died of Freddy mercury poisoning?
Ben: No, I thought he just had HIV

by bigbirdisfaster April 10, 2019

Freddy Mercury

The most amazing voice anybody has ever heard. He was an amazing dude, but never came to love himself as much a we did. He is missed by all.

Connor: Hey Isabella, you want to hear a poem?

Isabella: Sure, Connor
Connor: Roses are red

The walls are plaster

Freddy Mercury is fast

But AIDS are faster
Isabella: (╥ω╥)

by ¿what? March 14, 2019

Freddy Mercury

A thermometer is placed in the ass and then placed in the mouth to find temperature.

John was feeling sick, he went to the doctor and ended up getting a Freddy Mercury.

by pizzalovingbastard March 5, 2011

Freddy Mercury

gay man

freddy mercury was a gay man

by booglie booglie December 5, 2021

Pulling a Freddy Mercury

1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.

2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die

1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!

by TheUnappreciated August 8, 2021