fooderated 

Its like staying hydrated but with food. Fooderated

Ive been staying hydrated and fooderated.

fooderated by Hhiksjdjud July 7, 2017

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

Foodsterbate by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014